Put z=0

Actually I got a comment from Faris regarding "z=0". So a narration came to my mind.
The story was narrated to me by Mishal during ma college days (2004-08) .
(For best results , the story should be narrated by Mishal (the Narration Dude!)

Mishal was in the examination hall writing his Engineering Mathematics -1 university exam. Maths was always the subject Mishal hated. He needed 40 to pass the exam . He completed some questions. But one question was lukin a bit difficult. Question to find the value of x,y and z(The simplest question I know ). To his notice came a guy called Arshad(The hero of the story ), his school pal , sittin next to him , doin the same question. Mishal was happy seeing his answer sheet. He called Arshad.
In a very silent voice Mishal calls
Mishal: Arshad ......Arshad ...
(Arshad s too busy solvin te queestion )
Arshad turns to Mishal
Arshad : yeah ... Im busy ..wot happened (silently )
Mishal points the finger to the answer sheet and gestures to turn the answer sheet to him .
Mishal : Idu sheri aano ? (Is this answer right ).
Arshad : (makes gesture like a mathematician) definitely man!
Mishal : Ok!
Mishal starts copying ..very fast .. like a thee vandi (fire engine )
when Mishal reaches the last part of the answer where we people write the answer in the form x=something , y = somethign and z=somethign . He founds out the answr was
x=10; y=12;
(Somehow Arshad messed up with z in the calculations.. Its Calicut University .. People always find them in a difficult situation..)

He notices that thers no "z". He then turns to Arshad

Mishal : Arshad ...Arshad..
Arshad : waves his head .. and ask ..Wot happened ?
Mishal : mairaaaa.. "z evide poeeeee"(whers the fuckin z)?
Arshad : (thinks for 5 secs ) ... Put z=0;
Mishal : ok!

After coming out of the examination hall, he realizes that "z=0" was a blunder .
Then it was all Mishal , who narrated the story to everyone he can and made fun of Arshad.

But there are always conspiracy theories regarding anything.
The conspiracy theory says that this incident never happened (like moon hoax).
Some say it happened but Mishal was the one who said "Put z=0" not Arshad!
Anyhow it was one of the funniest incident ever narrated to me .

Have fun !

BE SmarT and gEt AN EXtraaa Slap !

So dudes here I come again! Happy reading.
This post is actually a song cum story. So try to sing the song .
On a morning when I was late for school , I saw evryone standing up and mam ,our techer was sayin something.
I was thanking Lord that I didn hear wot she said, so its not applicable to me !

Long Long time ago when I was nine,
I took ma bag and stood in the line ,
Never knew wot I was gonna do ,
Never knew wot I was gonna say,
Never knew wot I was gonna face,
But ,But still...aaaaaaaaaa took ma bag I stood in the line ,

And then wot happened is history .We All started to walk in a line towards HELL, sorry our Principals' office . The board showed Fr. Patrick DSouza, Principal.One by one we were gettin in .But to ma surprise everyone was coming out with their faces so red that you can easily check whether they had high or low Haemoglobin count in their blood. Next was my turn, I asked ,
Sir May I come In?...... A roar from the room... YES! I went in confidently and sure about certain things.
Principal: So you are also there ?(As if he never expected me to be here)
MYSELF(Proudly ): YES SIR!
Fr.Patrick took pulled ma ear tightly and then gave two tight SLAPs on ma sweet and chubby cheeks.
That was it! Im done
Myself: Can I go Sir?
Principal: Yes !
When I was walking tears were flowing out of ma eyes like the river Ganga comes out the Ganges.
Standing outside was waiting ma best friend Vikrant.
Vikrant : How was it. It was very hard yaar.See my cheek is still red . Saaala(abuse in hindi ) principal.
Myself : Acha yeh bata !yeh principal ne hamen mara kyun? (Y did the principal slapped us)
Vikrant : Don know man, shayad (may be ), its because we didn do our homework that was supposed to be done last week.
Myself : He didn ask me whether I have completed my work or not . He jus slapped me . Might be some other reason .
Vikrant : Abey (Dude), our teacher is askin for the homework for the last one week! Nobody cares bout it ! SO this was necessary.
Myself : Mathar Chod (Mother Fucker)! I did it . I already completed the homework.
Vikrant : hahahaha so u got beaten up jus like that ? ...After a minute pause he suggested ....Y don u go and show the homework to the principal , he would be impresssed and wud make you Monitor of the class for next month.
The Word MONITOR of THE CLASs was clinging in my ears(I always wanted to be a monitor).
Myself : Ok MAn! Im coming in a minute.

Myself : Sir , May I come in ?
Principal: Yes
After seeing me he says
YOu want two more !Y is that you are in here again.Your turn is over!
Myself : (Confidently)No Sir, actually I completed my homework, yesterday!
Principal: Ok come here............. !10 secs after that I could feel the RBCs coming out ma face (he slapped me once more)

Its 13 years past that incident i still don know why i got a slap the second time !
Do you know ? Please tel me wot u think why the principal slapped me the second time.