Who will stand in Queue

" I am having only one bread to be billed. It will take long time if I stand in the queue." . This was the reaction by a customer at 'more' when I asked him to follow the queue for billing. What am I standing here for". This was my answer to his reaction. It seems that, other than having the right to vote we have one more right of not following the queue.
One of the striking characteristics that every Indian share is that "We can never follow a queue...be it a ticket reservaion or movie booking or medical shop or ration shop". Like the British have a little bit of superiority complex in their blood, what each Indian has in his/her gene, is the ability to measure a queue. Be it be any queue, inspite of noticing it that how long it is, each and every Indian will make sure that he walks from the last person to the first person to see any adjustment can be done so that he doesn have to stand in the queue.
Next time when you stand in queue notice a change in your behaviour when you see along queue. The cells in your body will trigger a reaction in your body and you will be forced to measure the queue on.
I think we need a Bill to be raised in the Parliament regarding the violation of a queue. Who will volunteer???????????????????????????????

Cheers,
Charlie

CommonWEALTH Loot-fest Games 2010

Hi everyone- This part of my post is influenced by the recent post by Chetan Bhagat @Times of India. The reason why I call this post of mine "COmmonWealth Loot-fest games" is pretty much clear. Much has been investigated and proved. I personally dont want to support the games by watching/attending the opening/closing ceremony or listening to any theme song. I want to make sure that I refrain from generating even a single paisa for the games.
At a point of time even I thought that instead of pointing fingers on others I can rather support the games. But after I read Chetan's post, it has become very clear for me, what I should do.
Recently, Times of India quoted "India is the youngest country in the world with an average age of 26". It's just a statement for all of us. But the reality behind the statement, if fully understood can change India a little bit and that little bit will be more than enough.
Also, Kalmadi quoted " Our Commonwealth Games is going to be better that Beijing games and will achieve this with your help". Kalmadi still wants help (money) from us. He wants us to watch the games and generate revenue for him. Now everyone is focussing on the games to be done somehow and after that they are going to put committee, reports and all sorts of formalities an then after some 15 years when the convicted would be no more, the case will be closed. It's a good opputunity for me to understand what Mahatma Gandhi meant by non-cooperation. Let's tear apart the rulers. Let's take the batton, not for the games but for ourself.
"Let's not cover up injustice on account of a fake sense of honour that needs to show everything is in order. In the case of the CWG, the organizers are the oppressive husband, the Indian people the battered wife. But modern Indian wives do not stay silent and suffering anymore."-Chetan Bhagat.
I am not going to be a fool this time.

Manifesto - A piece of S**t or something important !

Heya readers!
The following post has nothing to do with any political party nor any religious group. Resemblance to any one is purely coincidental.

This post is quite different from my other posts'. I was goooooogling once and i saw the word "manifesto" somewhere. I thought of giving it a shot and understanding what it really means to Indian politics. Let me first tell what ma conclusion was! Manifesto is a piece of shit sorry not actually a piece of shit but a piece of paper that defines what a political party is gonna do if it comes to power.Not to forget the importance it has after elections. It was then that I thought of writing this post and throwing a suggestion.So here it goes!..............All the national parties release their manifestos before elections..is that true?... wherin they clearly state what is that they gonna do when they comes to power. So the party with the most attracting Manifesto should win the election. Is that what happens? Clearly a no! What I am trying to say is that there should be a general body like a commision or something like that, which closely monitors the manifesto of the party that is ruling and take certain decision based on analysis. Here comes the most imporant part. What this general body should do just before election is that they should ban the political party or a particular neta from contesting that particular year if the promises stated in the manifesto are not fullfilled. e.g if the Education Minister of the INC fails to deliver the promise then he should not be allowed to contest in the next general/state elections. One thing is sure that the INDIANS are never gonna vote for a party based on the manifesto. Because a lot many times we get influnced by religion and community that makes us to remain biased about certain parties. So there should be a body that should take decision n behalf of us.The gist is "A political party should not rule India but a strong manifesto should do it."But there is an issue regarding the authenticity of the body that would be formed. Its very easy for a national party to influence a small body.

That makes me conclude that all the people who think these kind of shit should stop thinking too much and have fun!

Be educated ! Think bout the country as well!
Thoughts welcomed

212 degrees

This is a very inspiring statetement.

I wanna share this statement with ma fellow friends ..

At 211 degrees water is hot.

At 212 degrees it boils.

And with boiling water, comes steam.

And steam can power a locomotive.

So one degree makes the difference.

And the one extra degree of effort,

separates the good from the great.

Its your life.

You

are responsible for your results.

IT's TIME TO TURN UP THE HEAT !

this statement has reference to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpJQqzJj534

To get something that we have never had,

We have to,

Do what we have never done

Put z=0

Actually I got a comment from Faris regarding "z=0". So a narration came to my mind.
The story was narrated to me by Mishal during ma college days (2004-08) .
(For best results , the story should be narrated by Mishal (the Narration Dude!)

Mishal was in the examination hall writing his Engineering Mathematics -1 university exam. Maths was always the subject Mishal hated. He needed 40 to pass the exam . He completed some questions. But one question was lukin a bit difficult. Question to find the value of x,y and z(The simplest question I know ). To his notice came a guy called Arshad(The hero of the story ), his school pal , sittin next to him , doin the same question. Mishal was happy seeing his answer sheet. He called Arshad.
In a very silent voice Mishal calls
Mishal: Arshad ......Arshad ...
(Arshad s too busy solvin te queestion )
Arshad turns to Mishal
Arshad : yeah ... Im busy ..wot happened (silently )
Mishal points the finger to the answer sheet and gestures to turn the answer sheet to him .
Mishal : Idu sheri aano ? (Is this answer right ).
Arshad : (makes gesture like a mathematician) definitely man!
Mishal : Ok!
Mishal starts copying ..very fast .. like a thee vandi (fire engine )
when Mishal reaches the last part of the answer where we people write the answer in the form x=something , y = somethign and z=somethign . He founds out the answr was
x=10; y=12;
(Somehow Arshad messed up with z in the calculations.. Its Calicut University .. People always find them in a difficult situation..)

He notices that thers no "z". He then turns to Arshad

Mishal : Arshad ...Arshad..
Arshad : waves his head .. and ask ..Wot happened ?
Mishal : mairaaaa.. "z evide poeeeee"(whers the fuckin z)?
Arshad : (thinks for 5 secs ) ... Put z=0;
Mishal : ok!

After coming out of the examination hall, he realizes that "z=0" was a blunder .
Then it was all Mishal , who narrated the story to everyone he can and made fun of Arshad.

But there are always conspiracy theories regarding anything.
The conspiracy theory says that this incident never happened (like moon hoax).
Some say it happened but Mishal was the one who said "Put z=0" not Arshad!
Anyhow it was one of the funniest incident ever narrated to me .

Have fun !

BE SmarT and gEt AN EXtraaa Slap !

So dudes here I come again! Happy reading.
This post is actually a song cum story. So try to sing the song .
On a morning when I was late for school , I saw evryone standing up and mam ,our techer was sayin something.
I was thanking Lord that I didn hear wot she said, so its not applicable to me !

Long Long time ago when I was nine,
I took ma bag and stood in the line ,
Never knew wot I was gonna do ,
Never knew wot I was gonna say,
Never knew wot I was gonna face,
But ,But still...aaaaaaaaaa took ma bag I stood in the line ,

And then wot happened is history .We All started to walk in a line towards HELL, sorry our Principals' office . The board showed Fr. Patrick DSouza, Principal.One by one we were gettin in .But to ma surprise everyone was coming out with their faces so red that you can easily check whether they had high or low Haemoglobin count in their blood. Next was my turn, I asked ,
Sir May I come In?...... A roar from the room... YES! I went in confidently and sure about certain things.
Principal: So you are also there ?(As if he never expected me to be here)
MYSELF(Proudly ): YES SIR!
Fr.Patrick took pulled ma ear tightly and then gave two tight SLAPs on ma sweet and chubby cheeks.
That was it! Im done
Myself: Can I go Sir?
Principal: Yes !
When I was walking tears were flowing out of ma eyes like the river Ganga comes out the Ganges.
Standing outside was waiting ma best friend Vikrant.
Vikrant : How was it. It was very hard yaar.See my cheek is still red . Saaala(abuse in hindi ) principal.
Myself : Acha yeh bata !yeh principal ne hamen mara kyun? (Y did the principal slapped us)
Vikrant : Don know man, shayad (may be ), its because we didn do our homework that was supposed to be done last week.
Myself : He didn ask me whether I have completed my work or not . He jus slapped me . Might be some other reason .
Vikrant : Abey (Dude), our teacher is askin for the homework for the last one week! Nobody cares bout it ! SO this was necessary.
Myself : Mathar Chod (Mother Fucker)! I did it . I already completed the homework.
Vikrant : hahahaha so u got beaten up jus like that ? ...After a minute pause he suggested ....Y don u go and show the homework to the principal , he would be impresssed and wud make you Monitor of the class for next month.
The Word MONITOR of THE CLASs was clinging in my ears(I always wanted to be a monitor).
Myself : Ok MAn! Im coming in a minute.

Myself : Sir , May I come in ?
Principal: Yes
After seeing me he says
YOu want two more !Y is that you are in here again.Your turn is over!
Myself : (Confidently)No Sir, actually I completed my homework, yesterday!
Principal: Ok come here............. !10 secs after that I could feel the RBCs coming out ma face (he slapped me once more)

Its 13 years past that incident i still don know why i got a slap the second time !
Do you know ? Please tel me wot u think why the principal slapped me the second time.